Dear !@%! Baby:
The best thing about video monitors is that I can watch you. I know what you’re doing. I know that you’re facing the wrong way, you’re not on your back and, oh gee, you’re WIDE $#^#!$ AWAKE.
THIS IS NOT SLEEPING.
GO THE F TO SLEEP.
My favorite part of the video is that you look like a damn raccoon in the night vision. I better not see you rummaging through any trash cans once you figure out how to walk. Or something.