Thanks a lot, Kid.

Dear @$^@! Baby,

While I am grateful that you continue to be relatively nice to me and my body, I will admit that I am a little miffed at you. There I was, six months ago, discovering a little cell blob inside of me and I think HEY! I KNOW! I will start a blog where I can bitch about the awful things it’ll do to me.

And I started mentally planning for posts about morning sickness and aches and pains and gross things. I consulted with some creative friends, threw some names around and yadda yadda yadda this blog was born.

Dear !@$%@ Baby.

A place to swear at you, yell at you, curse at you, damn you for messing things up so horrifically.

Except. EXCEPT. YOU HAVEN’T WRECKED ANYTHING YET.

YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK FOOLISH AND MEAN.

Not that I want you to change your ways; I’m just saying. I don’t appreciate the bad light in which you are portraying me.

I’ll get back at you for it. Someday.

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4 thoughts on “Thanks a lot, Kid.

  1. I have had the exact same thoughts throughout my pregnancy! I started my blog to complain about all the crap I’d have to deal with, and lo and behold, pregnancy has treated me very kindly! Where’s the justice in THAT? πŸ™‚

    • No morning sickness. No feet swelling – I’m still wearing heels 3-4 days a week! And food cravings have been nothing crazy. My sodium intake has always been high. And I’ve always had cankles so I can’t tell if those are swelling or not. Seriously, this kid is being easy on me…too easy. I’m afraid he’s saving all the hell-raising for his birthday.

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