Dear $@# Baby.
Your father informed me the other day that he wants to nickname you “Deuce”. I think he was referring to you being male and probably being named Little A, making you a second, to which he would change to Deuce. If you’re female, apologies, because that still may be your name. Your father can be a stubborn SOB.
My immediate response was “But what if you drop him?” We may watch too much Family Guy.
I’ll try to stop him, Kid, but you may be outta luck on this one.